The former editor-in-chief has fled to South America (but not in a Mark Sanford kind of way) and it’s that time again, a new semester and a new staff worthy of introduction.
READ MORE »How I Met Al
I like to think of trains as one of the best modes of transportation. I’ve ridden my fair share of trains; I commuted by train for almost three hours a day for a summer. I appreciate trains because they don’t require the concentration of driving or the uncomfortable ear popping effects of flying….
READ MORE »Twilight: Who’s Sucking Who
This is it. I’m done lying, I’m done making up alibis, I’m done throwing the evidence under the blanket when someone walks into my room. I’m coming out of the closet. I have a secret.
I’ve read Twilight.
READ MORE »Gangster’s Delight
Lance Armstrong, President Barack Obama, and Paris Hilton all have something in common. They are all admired, for whatever reason, and considered icons and heroes. However, they all share one other aspect, which is that they in no way, shape, or form come close to representing the people in this world that I consider my idols.
READ MORE »Christmas Story
Every year I tell myself it will be different, but every year the lights go up and holly begins to creep up buildings, illuminating colors of the holiday of the season dangle from windows, making it all impossible to ignore; Christmas, my secret longing.
READ MORE »Blow Blow, Thou Winter Wind
It is a woeful event indeed when some outer force can squelch from me all Christmas spirit, and yet one that has progressively occurred more often over the past five years….
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