So this is the Timeless Issue of the College Dispatch. We may have put out a good issue, maybe two, but nothing timeless. I'll be honest, it’s about time we take this thing seriously. God damnit, we almost let an issue go to print with two full blank pages. No longer will we allow rampant mispellings, and we've decided that, contrary to our earlier inclinations, the period is in fact a valid piece of punctation. For you, our readers, we've even decided to stop printing the magazine in Wingdings, because I've been told that Wingdings is just hard to read. I won’t even mention the issue that we printed on napkins and liquor store receipts. I think that we can all agree that it would be best if you, our readers, put our problems in the past aside, because we will no longer take you for granted.